Archive - From The Whoreses Mouth

June 2025

Agony Elise: I'm Scared of Rejection

We've all felt it, but sometimes the fear can overwhelm us to the point of ostracising ourselves. How do we combat that?

Jun 30 •

Sex Workers Don't Claim Bonnie Blue

Bedding 1057 men is one thing, but getting into bed with Andrew Tate is quite another.

Jun 27 •

Agony Elise: I'm In Love With My Provider

Let's unpack all it means to fall for a sex worker you've been a client of.

Jun 23 •

Agony Elise: How To Get Over Your Ex

Here's my attempt at a comprehensive guide to finally burying the hatchet and moving on.

Jun 20 •

Agony Elise: Asking Out the Waitress

Approaching people at their places of work - a no go, or a go with the flow?

Jun 19 •

Agony Elise: Sobriety in Dating

Sober and dating: how to navigate the scene without liquor as lubrication.

Jun 18 •

Agony Elise: Getting Consent

Let's talk about consent & communication.

Jun 17 •

Agony Elise: Navigating Gaps in Sexual Apetite

This one goes into fluctuations in libido, sexual stagnation within relationships, and the importance of communicating, ignoring social pressures, and…

Jun 16 •

Introducing: Agony Elise

The newest and hottest advice column from an overly-confident, twenty-something professional paramour.

Jun 9 •

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